Love: Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We... - FML

By mandy - 05/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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bluelabeled 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

ahaha. that's cute :p nerdy, but cute.

ciaobella_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

Aw thats so cute, did you say yes?

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Simpliciaagerter 4

Wednesday 12 March 2014 23:59

Bitch I'd say yes

DalekBubbles 18

Saturday 12 April 2014 10:18

That's no FML.

TOPsCinderella 25

Friday 18 April 2014 19:19

Oh my gawd, that is the cutest thing ever! I hope you said yes.

EMLC_9720 8

Saturday 26 April 2014 8:27

I think that's sweet!

Silencefalls 2

Monday 28 April 2014 4:40

Why would you complain about this awesome proposal, that's so cute?

afkwarrior 25

Friday 9 May 2014 19:20

as soon as you mention pokemon, people start nothing at the mouths. you have no idea about the situation!! you don't know how old they are, or how long they've even been dating! jfc.

Attacksloth 33

Monday 19 May 2014 14:53

This illustration is hilarious lol

ninja_darkstar 6

Monday 19 May 2014 19:59

What's so bad about that?

Diamond_Girl_201 11

Tuesday 20 May 2014 4:36

I love Pokémon!Did you accept?And by the way I have a picture of a Pokéball open with a wedding ring in it.Inside of the top it says,"I choose you.".

fandomz_r_law 6

Thursday 29 May 2014 5:46

Seriously I would beg for someone to do that to me!

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