Love: Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We... - FML

By mandy - 05/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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bluelabeled 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

ahaha. that's cute :p nerdy, but cute.

ciaobella_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

Aw thats so cute, did you say yes?

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mehwhocares 9

Monday 20 June 2011 19:57

At least he didn't say, "Pokéball, go!" Besides, that's really cute. I would totally love it if a guy did that to me.

DarknessToLight 5

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:18

your pet name is pikachu. complete. awesomeness

sgenfkshe 5

Monday 27 June 2011 22:52

that'd e so cute if your nickname with him was piccachu(:

luisadollface 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 19:37

the ****?

GigaB 0

Friday 1 July 2011 19:54

I would have said yes

anon45 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:21

Lol awww!

pseudonym129647 4

Monday 11 July 2011 20:41

Dude that's adorable and you are lucky :P

helene123456789 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:45

i agree w/ #1 n #2

yeauh 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:46

awww that's how I want my bf to prpose to me x3

dude_2537 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:34

Thats awesome! :)

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