By wtfjusthappened - 31/01/2014 15:29 - United States - Redmond

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Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
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Steffi3 40

Because obviously going down on someone doesn't count as cheating. Wait...

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selfsabotage 4

Wonder how her boyfriend would feel about his girlfriends "loyalty". Sucks to be you dude but if this is the girl of your dreams I would think you know enough about her to know she had a boyfriend.

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XxxPineapplexxX 1

Put it in her butt... If eating ain't cheating then neither is anal

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smokecloud_ 37

Bahaha xD My butt clenched reading that.

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Ksweety_fml 27

Obviously she cheating on her boyfriend if she messing around with you, and you went down on her. Find someone else Op!!!...

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kelemen 2

You should ask her boyfriend how your breath smells

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worthlessACfan 11

she shouldn't cheat on her boyfriend, she did the right thing ~.~

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Inuyasha843 12

All I was say if u had a smart phone take pics and bad mail her if your an asshole if not good luck on your hunt for a real gf

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mylast 6

lol #58 I'm hoping that was sarcasm, he said he ate her out, obviously she cheated. Her suddenly having a conscious was just an excuse for her lazy ass not wanting to ride that poor boy. I apologize Op from women everywhere she screwed up but if your going give, she needs to get over it and give back regardless if she is seeing someone or not. Don't start something that you can't finish. I'm just saying.

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JLDork 11

why does this logic only exist with women? if a girl gives a guy a ******* and expects anything in return, SHE'S being selfish. logic these days.

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Goblin182 26

I have never gotten a ******* and not offered to reciprocate for the woman.

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mzbower 2

So ummm I said what you said dude WHAT THE **** I re read about 3times and I still feel stuck hahahahahahaha

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elizacandle 29

I respect her right to say no at any point...but to think that she doesn't consider oral sex as cheating? wtf? THIS is why we have to rid the world of thinking that other types of sex (oral, anal, heavy foreplay , fingering etc) are also expressions of sex.

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