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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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JessTrek 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.

DeadMansCrack 4

Friday 22 May 2009 2:09

Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.

Comments

Alwayz_Annoyed 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:54

eww on the name. why would you laugh?

FmyGAYlife 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 17:18

wait why would you laugh? is being beautiful hilarious or something? and...wtf? seriously i really don't get why you laughed, not that very funny dude. god.

shilo_wallace 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 10:21

what is with everyone? I have moments where I randomly fart, or I laugh and suddenly random fart! Give me a break. If he was a good guy, he'd laugh about it. Everyone farts, everyone poops. Get over it. Maybe she laughed because she was embarrassed, or very happy. I get that way sometimes :B She obviously likes him back, she said so herself. She wasn't laughing to be mean.