Today, I was rejected from every sorority on my campus. FML - FML

Anonymous - 13/01/2017 21:59

Today, I was rejected from every sorority on my campus. FML

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

flowersbloom 5

Thursday 19 January 2017 17:44

dodged a bullet more like

CreativeName1 6

Friday 20 January 2017 5:00

Congratulations are in order. I would consider that a good thing.

flowersbloom 5

Thursday 19 January 2017 17:44

dodged a bullet more like

CreativeName1 6

Friday 20 January 2017 5:00

Congratulations are in order. I would consider that a good thing.

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Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML

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Today, my date kept offering to drop me off back home because he thought I wasn't enjoying myself at the dance. I wasn't enjoying myself at the dance because he kept asking if I wanted to leave. FML

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Today, at work, our customer service chat was empty all day, so I got up to go to bathroom. In the two minutes I was gone, three people tried to chat with me. Then I got a call from my manager, asking me why I wasn't doing my job. He told me to give advanced notice next time I had to pee. FML

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Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML

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Today, the city finally turned the water on to my new home after waiting for 2 months. This is how I found out that someone had stolen the copper water pipes from under my house. FML

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