Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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sk8tertrench 4

Sunday 6 May 2012 22:39

Balls. Attacked? LMFAO. How did that feel? And how did the fart smell?

totallyepicchick 0

Monday 7 May 2012 13:42

O... M... F... G.... That just made my day.

totallyepicchick 0

Monday 7 May 2012 13:45

Y did you have a kitten under the blankets when you weren't wearing pants?... O.o

wowyo 0

Friday 18 May 2012 13:08

That's whatcha get u jerk

Seirye 2

Thursday 21 June 2012 18:16

Why the hell would you do that? You deserved it, asshole.

EpicFail1520 16

Wednesday 4 July 2012 21:14

Sometimes, cats know JUST what to do.

ally123123 2

Friday 27 July 2012 4:32

Good idea I guess if u want ur nuts to be attacked

cloudygirl5 16

Saturday 11 August 2012 7:43

Poor kitty

ninalaura 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 18:17

That's the only pussy your nuts will ever touch.

janey123 0

Wednesday 22 August 2012 6:01

Well arent you just an asshole who does stupid crap for ***** and giggles, huh?

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