Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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soannoyed123 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:56

hahaha that's disgusting.

fyasko124 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:58

Good you definatley got what you deserved

aheller871 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:59

WHAT A HORRIBLE THING TO DO TO A KITTEN! YOU MONSTER :(

Capnstinkfoot 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:01

Good

aFMLaddict 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:07

HAHAHAHAHA! I guess that little kitten prevented you from getting Kids...sucks ;p

Weil 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:14

Owned.

georgie2486 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:15

Today, my asshole owner put me under the covers and farted on me so I scratched the crap out of his balls. FHL

Jarlais 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:17

Ouch!

evilevi 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:17

Kitteh showed you bigtime!

j3nn1987 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:18

Haha sucks to be you! Idiot!

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