Transportation: Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a...

By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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kgb121 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:07

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

Luckster 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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h0b0m0nk3y 7

Tuesday 4 October 2011 8:50

Not a smart cookie

AshleighNason 24

Wednesday 5 October 2011 1:12

good job!

RichardHill 1

Wednesday 5 October 2011 10:18

haha, thats terrible

KENDALLG13 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 21:09

Guess u didnt know ur feet were moving

danielwerder 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 14:03

cops always look at me when theres other people around because all my mates say naturally look like a suspect

nickyjp 17

Tuesday 18 October 2011 5:26

um. how exactly do you forget that you're walking

vinchenzy 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:36

gigglegrl3000 6

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:40

I love how something like 550 people have responded, but NONE of them have voted "I agree, your life sucks" or "You totally deserved it"! LOL

jeska0422 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 5:57

OMG. cops always make us nervous. too bad, you looked dumb this time around

newmandotcom 6

Friday 11 November 2011 22:53

Exactly how fast we're you walking?

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