Animals: Today, I was in my backyard with my chickens and I counted 4,... - FML

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By Kendall14159 - 24/04/2016 19:42 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I was in my backyard with my chickens and I counted 4, when we have 6. I asked my dad where the others were and he said one was in the coop. I checked the coop and one was there. I asked where mine was and he ignored me. It turns out they ate her a month ago and everybody knew but me. FML

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Comrox 19

Monday 25 April 2016 22:34

How did you not recognize that your own chicken was gone for a whole month? Either way, sorry about your chicken OP. I hope your family can make it up to you. That's not right.

Mightytall 35

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:29

Did you at least get a piece of her too?

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Benpie 22

Monday 25 April 2016 20:50

Slaughter your family. Let their blood rain down like mist from a whale's blowhole.

Comrox 19

Monday 25 April 2016 22:34

How did you not recognize that your own chicken was gone for a whole month? Either way, sorry about your chicken OP. I hope your family can make it up to you. That's not right.

Mightytall 35

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:29

Did you at least get a piece of her too?

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