Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall... - FML

By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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WinterSanctity 21

Saturday 25 February 2012 21:35

This happened to me before. The girl was like "OMG (not "Oh my God! it was OMG)some girl thinks I'm talking to HER!" (in a bitchy, self-righteous tone) so I replied "Hey, I gotta go. This girl is in the other stall and she thinks that I'm talking to her. She's on the phone and thought I was answering her. I gotta get out of here, though. She is stinking up the bathroom really bad." (She was taking a decently loud poop while on the phone - EW) (I wasn't on my phone, just pretending to be) So I washed my hands really quick and got the hell out of there.

hehe333 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 12:36

oh, man. that sucks. i would feel so awkward after wards!! so how embarrassed were you afterwards??

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xXToxicPenguinXx 12

Sunday 16 March 2014 15:36

I would just wait in the stall until the person leaves. FYL though.

HoranHugs 7

Friday 13 June 2014 16:41

So their taking a shit and talking on the phone at the same time? I feel sorry for the person on the other line... :(

Jadex64 12

Sunday 27 July 2014 9:08

Uv herd this so many times

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Wednesday 17 May 2017 7:53

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