Intimacy: Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 07:02 - United States

Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML

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By dammitall - 15/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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Call Mario

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 15:57 - Canada

Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML

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By LennyLemon - 25/08/2016 13:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking a shower in a hostel when the girl in the cubicle next to mine decided to blow her nose onto the shower floor. The water from her cubicle was flowing into mine and I ended up standing in a puddle of fresh watery snot. FML

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Let it all out

By Vomitron - 02/04/2021 00:30

Today, I spent an hour and twenty minutes throwing up at a toilet from a shopping mall because I ate rotten food without realizing it. At least during that time I made two new friends, a gay couple who were making out in the next toilet cubicle. FML

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Weirdo

By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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Steamy

By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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Get it on

By RotoRooter - 17/04/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML

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Make yourselves at home

By unlucky neighbors - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - China - Shanghai

Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML

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gc327072 30

Tuesday 11 September 2012 15:57

That's because they need to get a room. Stalls aren't designed for such intense purposes.

chriscrossedya 4

Tuesday 11 September 2012 15:59

you sure they were makin out? sounds like there was an intense game of battleshits goin on

Comments

GingerNinja 18

Tuesday 11 September 2012 23:47

Awesome.

bandit1971 18

Tuesday 11 September 2012 23:55

And this is a problem...how?

FarscapeSDC 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 0:03

I'm not seeing the negative.

happyconverse 10

Wednesday 12 September 2012 0:28

I sure hope you told on them and that you were okay!

S4ndsurph3r 4

Wednesday 12 September 2012 0:52

If I was one of those girls, I would apologized and then ask if you wanted in on it... But that's just me.

duckyeah 6

Wednesday 12 September 2012 1:11

At least they didn't see you takin a shit!

scoobysmith44 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 1:20

Pictures or it didn't happen.

freshx_fml 6

Wednesday 12 September 2012 1:48

This isn't an FML, this belongs in Dear Playboy.

rebelliousshroom 12

Wednesday 12 September 2012 1:51

That is hilarious! But seriously, guys, how would you feel if two gay men got it on in the stall adjacent to yours? And they fell on you so you got a visual of the whole thing? You see the problem now?