By radicaloser - 25/03/2011 08:50 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML
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xXRiah_GirlXx 9

.....what exactly did he want you to do with it?

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jtswiwi 5

It could've been worse. Like cutting off an ear....

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malnourished_pig 5

I was waiting for a VanGoh reference. All this Twilight crap is getting old.

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Angel342 3

Hm... Maybe your choice in men is a tad off...

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shawnagreenbean1 9

What the fuuuuuuck? Get out before he murders you and wears your skin as a dress..

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puddingface94 3

You weren't freaked out by the blood. But when you found out it came from his nose... Well. Shit got real. Lol Wut???

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EvilManiac13 13

Awwwwwww that's really sweet. True love right there

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