Transportation: Today, I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal... - FML

By travinator121611 - 16/08/2009 16:32 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road. The car in front of me decided to merge over. It kicked up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through my open window. I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot. FML

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Monday 17 August 2009 9:24

I drive a 1974 VW Super Beetle...I HAVE NO AIR CONDITIONING!!! So my windows + the window wings are open to draw air in. The SUV hit it right (obviously) cause it hit my window and came through my side wing window. So GROSS...but it didnt stink or anything.

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spidergirl41 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:51

Yummy. Roadkill pussy, anyone?

travinator121611 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:25

it was an old road kill...but i didnt expect it!!!

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kickarock 5

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:54

I am laughing at this probably harder than I should.

PNiggZ 19

Wednesday 18 February 2015 21:57

Kitty got claws??

FweakofCydonia 40

Saturday 26 December 2015 1:37

I hope you didn't contract any sickness!

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