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canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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fuck kids - 06/06/2013 18:24 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

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Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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Anonymous - 19/10/2025 03:00

Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML

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iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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TotallyAwesome 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:04

That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.

zombieman000 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:05

Try one-piece swimsuits.

strangersdk 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 14:44

I agree with 95. But look on the bright side - you made a lot of people happy that day. BTW - 'Screenshot' or it didn't happen.

jdman619 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 14:49

Wish I could have been there...

hesterfan23 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 14:54

Wow. Maybe u should zip-tie that shit next time.

davco0910 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 14:54

That really sucks alot... It's girls gone wild waterpark edition!!! Oh and in also... Never seen da show cause I'm not A PERV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡

OppositesAttract_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 15:05

Awhh, that really sucks. D: I'd die if that happend to me. Oh, and #17: There IS such thing as indoor waterparks. (: Just letting you know.

fml1358 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 15:07

that's hilarious! you should try one-piece swimsuits when you are going down waterslides. or don't try bikini's where you have to tie the bottom. they could still fall off but it would be easier for it to fall off if it ties

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Thursday 4 June 2009 15:07

@#10, #28 & everyone else who's calling her fat. Look it says she got lodged in a V shape! Only the tiniest girls can get unstuck from that!! That does not mean she is fat! So to all you insecure @$$ holes, SCREW YOU! OP: don't listen to these people, they are just insecure so they need to put others down so they can feel good about themselves! So don't worry about them.