By tracie - 22/09/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 507
You deserved it 68
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

gusgus36 5

haha WTF who sees someone reading and assumes it's a dead body without even going closer or yelling "hey! you okay over there?" or...something? were you in a really bad part of town where people find dead bodies frequently?

84 0

Comments

jmejoy 0

then dont lie down dumbass, and if u really have to, just lie down on a bench.

0 0
natorade88 0

your reading a book? how would you look dead? dead people cant hold up a book.

0 0
ManaUser 0

Is laying lying down in the park just not socially acceptable in Kansas, or something? 'Cause where I live people do it all the time, and at worst you'd be mistaken for a bum.

0 0
curzy 6

its funny they just assume your dead without approaching the body like death is a disease and can be avoided lol.

0 0
Chocolate_Chunk 2

death is highly contagious. you're probably infected. It just acts very, very slow. may be years until it gets active

3 0
l0lkitteh 0

Onoes, because whe you really need help, they'll just look at you and say: "Oh, wait, we know her, she's okay"

2 0
czarofandronia 0

maybe theyre trying to give u a hint... lolol

0 0