By jesifairy - 13/04/2012 04:46 - Australia

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
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ChrisTheCalm 9

Haha, she's a wild one..

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yoyoforpeace 14

That is love, but of it was true love she would cut you into French fries. Just saying.

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HITide76808 0

Tell her if she were lettuce you'd toss her salad!! lol

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BRITTANYHUNGRY 0

How you guys got into this subject of conversation is beyond me.

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jaakerzz 6

This isn't even an fml.

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A7xLover_ 6

How about just say I love you more than...(something you love) Saying I'd still love you if you were a vegetable is just weird as ****.

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sportcrazychick4 7

My boyfriend and I have decided if either one of ever became a vegetable we would pull the plug!! :)

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