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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 22:47 - United States

Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML

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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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You deserved it 3 571

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By 5minsolder - 08/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

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You deserved it 3 642

Bad day

By Anonymous - 19/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML

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Doesn't add up

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

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You deserved it 222

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 18:16 - France

Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 15 740

Vacation breaker

By Mommys boy - 23/07/2025 00:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, I joined an impromptu work video meeting from a family vacation but forgot to change my display name from “Mom’s iPad.” For the entire hour, everyone called me “Mom” and I didn’t understand why they were calling me that. Once I realized what was going on, it was too late, so I’m officially “Mom” at work now. FML

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You deserved it 297

By brutality - 15/06/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML

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By Goldar - 10/04/2013 02:44 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:22

Shut up Meg.

hellokittyrainbo 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:23

did you go to your room and eat a whole bowl of peanuts?

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mschrisaya 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 5:57

39 shut up! Your the one whining about not getting laid.

pinkprincess7849 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:01

canadians MURDEER BABY SEALS! U ALL ARE HORRIBLE!

ommm999 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:35

hey Meg, 18 yet??

mackalpha 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:35

DAMN IT MEG!!! *punches face*

whoisthisgirl 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:56

do frozen hot dogs disappear in your house too 

bulletetl 3

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:23

you forgot to mention fat! meg's fat too!

Mekotsu 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 17:47

the same thing is happening to me luckily its just my friends ******* with me

ijenah 0

Friday 24 September 2010 0:17

aw sorry op that's horrible! tell all to **** off

ijenah 0

Friday 24 September 2010 0:21

aw sorry op that's horrible! tell all to **** off

guitarman201 3

Friday 24 September 2010 2:56

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Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with a Stranger” and turned to laugh only to find the 70-year-old store manager smiling and winking at me. FML

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Today, I discovered that my cat will not use a litter box if it has a lid. How did I discover this? The two weeks of crystallized cat pee coating the floor under my 19th century grand piano. FML

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Today, my class had a group project. The teacher allowed people to opt to do it alone. I, an introvert with crippling social anxiety, was the only one to do it alone. I still finished before everyone else, with an A. The other students called me a "freak" and many other names, simply because I work better alone. FML

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Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML

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Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

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