By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
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Carrikins 8

I think you got yourself a keeper mate

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ddeathbombb 5

And then he still does after it expires

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comeatmebroo6254 1

Welp, I would mark which mouth wash is yours if I were you.

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poohappens26 0

That's super nasty! Don't ever use his mouth wash

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I_Hug_Cats 26

That defeats the purpose of mouthwash...

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perdix 29

So, what do you do when the bottle overflows?

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nancyschmancy 9

Omigod, this has made this terribly gross FML, even more gross. I think I vomited in my mouth a little. Even with the vomit, mMy mouth is probably still cleaner than op's boyfriend's!

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Wildhunter16 3

Your boyfriend roommate already posted a FML about this.

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Schizomaniac 24

YDI for living with him outside of marriage. Serves you right, blasphemer.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Shut up! She can do whatever she wants. It's her life, not yours so you and the other ultra-religious ***** can demoralize. Quit stereotyping your religion.

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Pinkfl0yd 9

You mean wine and cheese. They are French, after all.

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