Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing... - FML

By ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

Video or it didn't happen.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

bwahaha did you meet Aslan?

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coolbeans1494 3

Friday 17 June 2011 22:19

One of the best FML's I have ever seen. Made ma laugh so hard I nearly passed out.

krissybear13 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:21

Omg that's freaking hilarious thanks for the laugh

beastvm 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 2:26

That.....is.......awsome!!!! I would very much enjoy a night out with you. Id be the chick branishing a stick yelling EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!

38alyssa25 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 12:22

why is everyone actin so innocent? u know you guys have had times a lil this ;)

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Saturday 16 July 2011 21:29

you didn't try to make a harry potter reference? I am disappoint -_-

pink_raindrops 26

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:57

There's always one crazy drunk chick at every party.

cartoonluver 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:05

this is pretty funny

Kaap27 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:30

HA funny XD

badactor009 0

Monday 25 July 2011 3:48

we all have our moments.

xocutexofunnyxo 5

Friday 29 July 2011 2:28

dang lol

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Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML

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Today, it's my 35th birthday. I’m a single father of 3 (14, 13, 12). I’m also a disabled combat veteran and have been alone for a while now. I just got news this morning that the mother of my children (who hasn’t been present in their lives at all for over 10 years and is a meth addict) is pregnant. FML

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Today, while eating in a Mexican restaurant, I asked the waitperson how the drink my husband ordered was pronounced in Spanish. She replied, "Vodka Martini." FML

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Today, I had a seizure while at the airport, ready to go on vacation with my family. We ended up missing our flight. My mom spent most of the ride home making cracks about how I'm always ruining things with my "dramatics". Sorry that I have epilepsy, mom. FML

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Today, a cashier sniffed at the money "you people" waste on tattoos. I have two full sleeve bamboo thickets to cover up old self-harm scars, but her criticism caused the self-hatred to come roaring back. Now it's a struggle to not fall back into those habits and damage that admittedly expensive artwork. FML

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Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

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