Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing... - FML

By ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

Video or it didn't happen.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

bwahaha did you meet Aslan?

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solocredere12 4

Friday 21 August 2009 5:48

WIN! Did you get to Narnia?

fakkumairaifu 14

Friday 21 August 2009 6:13

******* awesome. MLIA.

VampireKiss1 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:21

OMG! luv it!!! sux 4 u though...... funny shit 4 us though!!!! :-D

bobleheadNS 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:25

XD this is one of the funniest fml's i've ever read!!!! :D:D:D

Neon_Elephants 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:30

omg, i almost peed my pants, that made me laugh so hard. thank you for brightening up my day. i love you. :D

ohshitcock 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:31

LMFAO fyl girl who hasn't been blackout drunk before?

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:40

That's not an FML that's ******* incredible! You're my hero

Shyman4ever 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:47

Vids or it didn't happen

GlacierNerd 2

Friday 21 August 2009 6:49

BEST FML EVERR

opposingside 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:49

I have never laughed so hard at any FML. I just favorited this one because Im still laughing haha.

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Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We've had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML

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Today, literally the only thing that now motivates my husband to do anything is sex. Not food, money, humour, or anything. Once he’s had sex, he’ll do anything I ask him to for about 8 hours, then he turns back into a depressing, shiftless lump who either goes to work, sits in his chair, or sleeps. FML

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Today, I found out the reason I've been itchy for the last two weeks is because I'm now allergic to chlorine. I'm also a swimming instructor. FML

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Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML

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Today, I got a letter from my college saying that if my tuition was not paid in the next 24 hours, I will be terminated from classes. Turns out account services has been depositing my tuition money in another student’s account whose social security number was one digit different from mine. FML

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Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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