By WhyMe6495 - 06/10/2013 22:28 - United States - Niagara Falls

Today, I repeatedly had to ask people to please stop groping the mannequins. FML
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I work at Kmart and yes this has happened a few times already and i've only worked there for one month

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NessaMae 19

I tripped on a mannequin once and hugged it for some odd reason I'll never understand..

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Carebeareatu 23

Maybe they should stop giving the mannequins such nice boobs that look touchable...

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slickchrome 11

I ran into one once, i was in Hollister and couldn't see the damn thing. anyways I stole its surf board after I molested it.

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victoriaescobar 10

Who cares? It's not like they're real.

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soulebelius 17

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gc327072 30

Then go order some online so you can get arrested and realize that DRUGS ARE BAD MMKAY?

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deathstroke990 22

I don't understand people..

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jerryj 27

Count your blessings and be grateful that you don't.

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yukumariooo 11

I get that some people don't mind girls with plastic boobs, but that's ridiculous.

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Grauncho 27

For some of these people, this is all that exists of their sex life and you would rob them of that?

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Wizardo 33

If you actually start putting tops on the mannequins instead of just trousers and skirts then maybe this wouldn't happen.

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EphMi 5

Did your boss make you dress up and pose as a mannequin for the day?

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RedX1000FML 11

No wonder why they're so realistic....

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