Kids: Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently,...

By iKaite - 15/01/2010 07:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML

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iKaite 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:03

rofl, dont worry I told him off and sent him to bed without cake.

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BlueTwist89 0

Friday 15 January 2010 16:37

Lol. Guess you still are a drug dealer. You're the legal drug dealer!

lolfmlfail 0

Friday 15 January 2010 18:20

pharmacist...the politically correct drug dealer

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hubbabubbba 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 4:46

hha

alycat11 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 21:02

haha that really sucks

Vintendo 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 3:03

that just makes u sound BADASS

Warcraft_looser 7

Thursday 9 June 2011 22:36

hahaha oh wow i could just imangine the teachers expression

Chigagigaroo 0

Friday 12 August 2011 2:51

Well you are one. Just not the bad kind.

greenorange75 8

Monday 14 May 2012 22:43

I don't see what's the difference. Haha!

mlay 7

Sunday 14 April 2013 7:32

hey, I think he might be onto something. clever little boy :)

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 25 October 2014 5:02

Pharmacists are technically legal drug dealers.

0o0o0 9

Friday 5 December 2014 5:59

Technically true.

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