Health: Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have...

By shelby - 30/03/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2025 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML

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elliotm 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:02

this is the saddest tale I've heard on this site

amburger7345 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:08

it's sadder that you bought a Bluetooth, and also that you feel talking to yourself is not normal. most people talk to themselves.

Comments

a7x_RoCk3r 12

Wednesday 30 March 2011 18:42

The third reason being "more sad".

JokeMeister 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 18:56

get a friend or GET HELP!! nutbag

bossybella 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 19:24

lol awesome

Rix86 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 19:45

You are your only best friend and the one that really understands you to heck with what anyone else thinks. A Bluetooth is never a bad investment anyways. :)

Rix86 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 19:47

To heck with what anybody else thinks, we need to talk to ourselves because we are the only one who really pay attention to ourselves. A Bluetooth is never a bad investment anyways. :)

brawlberry 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 19:58

You say you're in your car when you do this? If anyone's actually looking, they're probably assuming you're singing along with the radio. Either way, most people don't care, they're probably just waiting for you to pass so they can mine some more green gold.