Today, I’m only 24 but I get chronic fatigue syndrome every day... - FML

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By Mike - 10/07/2021 15:18

Today, I’m only 24 but I get chronic fatigue syndrome every day and I just found out on Google that I either have Hodgkin’s lymphoma or liver cancer. This was also the same year my parents had to take me off their health insurance. FML

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Sertorius 10

Tuesday 13 July 2021 9:43

It probably should go without saying that you shouldn't use Dr Google to self-diagnose cancer. Both of those diseases can be detected or ruled out with high confidence via scans and blood tests.

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 21 July 2021 8:40

You found out on Google? That's absurd. Go to a Dr. You cannot self diagnose by reading google.

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Sertorius 10

Tuesday 13 July 2021 9:43

It probably should go without saying that you shouldn't use Dr Google to self-diagnose cancer. Both of those diseases can be detected or ruled out with high confidence via scans and blood tests.

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 21 July 2021 8:40

You found out on Google? That's absurd. Go to a Dr. You cannot self diagnose by reading google.

lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 4:33

you could have a thyroid issues, adhd inattentive type, don't self diagnose from Google

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