Animals: Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I...

By robertsonjimmy - 14/06/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 21:30

Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2025 03:00

Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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It wasn't me, or him

By ev_lyn_aw - 17/05/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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Here boy!

By DrakeB - 20/01/2013 16:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

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jburd45 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:39

chase the ****** down

SteveMagnifico 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:39

watch your puppy next time puppynapping is a huge issue

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katieklein 0

Monday 20 June 2011 6:01

did you chase that dude downn?!

decade444 4

Friday 24 June 2011 3:29

five words:Kick him in the balls!!!

rcloca 10

Friday 24 June 2011 13:43

im sorry this is the funniest FML ive ever read sorrry bout the puppy tho

massie21492 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:19

not the new puppy! T-T

perry4 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:46

id chase him... poor puppy

diabeticgirl 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:44

awe did you get it back?

nosferatu4444 10

Monday 29 August 2011 15:40

theres this this thing called a leach

ZeroIce 12

Thursday 22 December 2011 7:09

oh no! That sucks D: im soo sorry... buy a fence maybe?

husky22 0

Monday 13 February 2012 2:25

awww! poor puppy! call the police!

Yordan 5

Saturday 23 June 2012 19:23

son of a bitch

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