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uhoh901 - 25/03/2010 11:07 - United States

Today, I just had a phone interview with a college. The lady asked me to spell out my password to a site so she can access my test scores. The password was "dick." FML

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Password issues

Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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Computer says no

Terry J - 13/11/2024 14:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML

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Never forget

expassword - - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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Unintentional insult

Anonymous - 25/08/2024 09:00 - Slovenia

Today, I work at an IT company where we hand out laptops to our users, which we also equip with passwords. I used bird names from my language for the passwords. Turns out one of the passwords was a derogatory word for a woman who is very sexually active, because it's spelled the same as a type of bird here. FML

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Anonymous - 03/10/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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You have been warned

Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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This ain't it chief

JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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notinthebutt - 14/06/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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anon - 31/03/2014 22:10 - United States - Chappaqua

Today, my dad got me one of those word locks for my gym locker, for which the password had to be a four-letter word instead of numbers. My dad chose the combo for me. It was "diet". FML

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Anonymous - 07/02/2013 06:20 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML

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cherriblizz 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 19:07

Wow. Why would you make that your password? Especially for viewing test scores? Were you getting some at the time to get that A?

Just_Me_143 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 19:02

haha, looks like you're not going there for school. unless you have so good test scores she might over look it :)

TiNyBuBbLeZ 0

Friday 26 March 2010 2:30

dude u have some serious problems. seriously wat kind of perverted freak of nature would put a password as "dick" 

TiNyBuBbLeZ 0

Friday 26 March 2010 2:34

u horny little school boy

LeftyPitcher 0

Friday 26 March 2010 2:40

D Di Dic Dick Dic Di D 8====> megan fox is hotttt my name is bob

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Friday 26 March 2010 3:09

classic

orlyescence 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:19

YDI. Who makes their password dick? even the website will tell you it's too short.

aRm95 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:22

nice ! lmao

OasC82 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:27

How about moby dick

ssachick 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:35

why would you make that your password for a school account. its your fault

13FMYLIFE 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:39

hello, shoulda made up an excuse, like you had a friend named dick. or something at least.

brandonnn12 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:58

lmao!! OP you're a champ! XD

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