Miscellaneous: Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone...

By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML

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By really? - 20/03/2013 04:55 - United States

Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML

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By anonymous - 11/03/2010 19:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML

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By Ani - 17/12/2021 10:58

Today, a "friend" of mine decided stealing my very low amount of sticky notes repetitively to make origami and show off was okay, even though I had repeatedly asked her to stop. Then, when I snapped, I was the bad guy, and everyone who was around started stealing my pencil case to get them. FML

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By Theo - 18/12/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML

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By StillPissedOffAtIrony - 06/09/2014 17:25 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

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Art critic

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

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By meep - 23/12/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

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By Photos - 20/02/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, after I got home from school I went to my room to find the maid had cleaned it, also to find a bag labeled "trash" it was all the sketches and paintings I had done in art class, which is my major plan for college. FML

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AcesAndEights 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 1:09

so.... kick her in the face and take it back? I hope you didn't just stand there

Pipistrello_fml 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 1:14

Here's an idea. Stand there like a VICTIM, do nothing to get it back, and blog about it later on FML for sympathy.. Here's a better one "Today, I was in Art c;lass bragging about some stuff I stole from some bitch. She was in the class and throat punched me and got it back. I now have to eat soup for a month. FML"

Comments

mtc4ever 0

Monday 28 December 2009 10:28

smack dat ho

NoKittyMyPotPie 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 10:15

I hope you beat the bitches ass.

JungleCat3 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 3:40

i agree wit them, this isnt a FML if u culda hamdled it rite there...say its urs n if she gives u shit, beat her ass

tacoman007 2

Friday 1 January 2010 4:40

"Today, after stealing some bitch's bag, containing an iPod and a cellphone, I began to show it off in front of my friends. Suddenly, the victim of the theft swiped the bag and began to beat the shit out of me. I was showing off the bag I stole right in front of the person I stole it from and I didn't even know. FML."

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Sunday 3 January 2010 18:35

this would be a total you deserve it! if anyone took my bag with my phone AND my ipod, then showed it off in front of me and talked to her friends about how she "ripped off some bitches stuff" she better be ready to be crying in about five seconds because id ****** beat her down.

lolton 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:25

beat that bitch up

superstar48 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:00

u should throw a glob of paint at her and then get it back

madyeti 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 17:24

Beatdown time!

crazycrackah101 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 22:34

If you didn't go up to her and get it back you are soo dumb. My older friend got her iPod stolen in highschool and her friend saw the person who stole it using it and showing it off saying how she stole it. Her friend whent right up to her, grabbed the iPod out of her hands and cussed her out for stealing it. (: