By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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c0letraing0w 0

i 'gasm whenever i dream of bacon. Just thinking about it works too.

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wsws1234567890 0

holly shizzle. a bacon fetish? next thing you know theres gonna be a website for this...

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littleladzinski 0

BACONNNN!!!!! bahah.. if you know jim gaffigan you know what im talkin aboutt (:

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emodude44 0

bacon *best herbert the pervert voice* Hmmmmmmm...

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blueirony 0

i'm sorry i just find this hilarious...

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weirdedout09 0

Bacon: Delicious, awesome, made of win, and... sexy? :P

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tailgate 0

hahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahaha!!!! i had one of those types of dreams. only it was about meatloaf.

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