Love: Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend...

Do you think you can just wandle onto fml.com and think someone will think it sucks for you? This wouldn't a fml if you learnt to stay with someone, you chose him. You keep him

xobrelove 3

Monday 21 January 2013 5:18

you dont deserve to have 2 guys ! people are so disrespectful!

nac82 4

Monday 28 January 2013 21:58

I hope you get a notification every time somebody comments so when I comment you get reminded of how much of a duech you are.

Momo_Moonlight 25

Tuesday 5 February 2013 20:13

Karma. I hope your boyfriend found out.

halfwaydecent 6

Tuesday 26 February 2013 17:51

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Kaiharvey 6

Friday 1 March 2013 23:56

You piece of shit who does that?

martyparty386 0

Thursday 7 March 2013 11:43

*****

honestyslife 9

Sunday 17 March 2013 21:37

Sounds like somebodies been cheating also Cough cough

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Today, my college professor/employer failed to send in a letter I had been counting on for a scholarship application. He has also decided not to pay me for the last two months. I'm not going to make rent. Apparently this is the punishment you get for politely declining a date with a married man. FML

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Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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Today, I found out that my cross-dressing father and my recently deceased mother were having a much more "open" relationship then they'd let on, when the sheriff's department finally gave me mom's phone back. FML

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Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML

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Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML

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Today, I blared my music while I got ready for a night out. Getting really into this one song, I grabbed onto the nearest thing as a makeshift microphone. It happened to be the hot end of my curling iron. FML

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