Work: Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project....

By 3 More Months - 30/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Stanford

Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 15:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Central Islip

Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML

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By karengoeswest - 16/08/2018 15:00

Today, my coworker was talking about how he's met the man of his dreams and they've been dating for 3 months. He showed me a picture of them at Niagara Falls last weekend. His new boyfriend is my husband, who was supposedly on a business trip in Boston. FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By Heart-Broken - 09/04/2015 01:58 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

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The friendzone doesn't exist

By AloneAtPerkins - 28/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got friendzoned by my coworker. He'll constantly remind me that he's there for me if I ever need anything or someone to talk to, he's sexy as hell, and he pulls me in for close hugs. This is gonna be a long-ass summer. Oh, did I mention it's a communal living situation in the middle of the mountains? FML

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By anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML

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By GiWi - 18/11/2009 16:45 - Ireland

Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML

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New toy

By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 00:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I had a long talk with my now ex-boyfriend. I explained why I'm not comfortable with him bringing up his new female coworker multiple times a day, talking with her about their kinks and fetishes, or possibly being around her outside of work. We've been together for nine years. He's only known her for a week. FML

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Lukcia 5

Monday 30 September 2013 12:09

Complain. That's some form of harassment, you don't need to take it.

jerryj 27

Monday 30 September 2013 12:09

Tell him what you'll do to him if he doesn't stop.

Comments

popanda_fml 4

Tuesday 1 October 2013 9:17

Op grow a pair of balls.

Savner 16

Tuesday 1 October 2013 19:53

At least you have an attractive girlfriend.

icepick23 12

Tuesday 1 October 2013 20:28

At least you have a hot girlfriend; relax!

JimmyHopkins 7

Wednesday 2 October 2013 2:59

Beat the snot out of him.

wiseguy13 3

Wednesday 2 October 2013 14:26

man the **** up

tarbaby6193 6

Wednesday 2 October 2013 17:39

And you stand there and let him say those things?

lasttimelawd 9

Wednesday 2 October 2013 20:22

Punch him in the nose.

LynxieLynx 17

Thursday 3 October 2013 3:39

I'd punch him, but what you should do is tell your boss. I also suggest protecting your girlfriend, i suspect some stalking...

jennifereastman 6

Thursday 3 October 2013 6:57

thats what one of my ex's coworkers did to my ex!!!! hahahhahagagaga guess im worth it?

toryglory 4

Thursday 3 October 2013 8:09

Look him dead in the eye, with a straight face, and say "whatever you do to my girlfriend, I will do to you."

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