Love: Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him... - FML

By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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Ready to rumble

By rawkdinosawr - 09/05/2009 15:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML

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This ain't working out

By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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Perfect timing

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 20:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML

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Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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DaMirrorLink 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:08

ouch, that sucks charge your phone before getting into fights? o.o

waspbr 4

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:18

YDI, I really hate that women keep playing little games instead of just being honest, making little test and shit. YDI big time.

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hateevryone 14

Monday 11 July 2011 20:21

i would've put the phone on the charger and call him back

lilly25001 7

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:48

I'm assuming that u didn't work it out..Your name is noboyfriend..hmm

paperballs 2

Wednesday 29 February 2012 15:23

So did you call him again to tell him what happened?

simonepedretti 7

Sunday 10 June 2012 21:31

Talk to him in person

bball519 0

Saturday 25 August 2012 3:43

wow. that legit sucks balls.

bendereine 11

Monday 10 December 2012 16:35

Maybe your phone is trying to tell you something.

iiPluuu 7

Saturday 15 December 2012 1:30

Maybe it was a sign that you guys weren't meant to be together.

GamerGirl93 6

Thursday 3 January 2013 7:25

Karma is a bitch.

bendereine 11

Wednesday 9 January 2013 14:49

I think it's trying to tell you something.

devahni 2

Thursday 25 July 2013 1:48

its a sign

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