Love: Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving...

By hahahaha090114 - 30/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML

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JulianneDelisle 14

Saturday 27 July 2013 9:55

2 years later.... She still with him? /:

Xotoolyxo 16

Wednesday 1 January 2014 20:22

It's okay there's always karma

X_KassidyRose_X 12

Tuesday 5 May 2015 7:12

Try to get as much as you can from the divorce

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