Miscellaneous: Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when... - FML

By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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It wasn't me

By sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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By pyrogypsy - 24/10/2014 01:05 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

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By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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Kitkat2723 33

Monday 17 December 2018 22:38

If you’re going to advise a person to correct his/her grammar, you should probably use correct grammar yourself.

Kitkat2723 33

Monday 17 December 2018 22:31

*you’re

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countrygirl09199 13

Monday 17 December 2018 22:19

If your a teacher, you need to brush up on your grammar.

Kitkat2723 33

Monday 17 December 2018 22:31

*you’re

Kitkat2723 33

Monday 17 December 2018 22:38

If you’re going to advise a person to correct his/her grammar, you should probably use correct grammar yourself.

weaboo 12

Monday 17 December 2018 23:38

LOL ******* hypocrite

Teagan Wells 2

Monday 17 December 2018 23:55

*you're

raven_of_azarath 34

Tuesday 18 December 2018 7:52

I’m an English major whose also taken several linguistic classes. Outside of formal settings, grammar doesn’t matter linguistically. So technically, OP was right. Now you, on the other hand, seem to need a refresher on contractions.

hpand 5

Tuesday 18 December 2018 21:22

Muphry's law.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 18 December 2018 21:51

Of course grammar matters. It just matters less.

Glowworm56 26

Monday 17 December 2018 23:45

Guess what, kids? Teachers fart too!

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 18 December 2018 0:16

well at least you didn't have to stop the bus and air it out 🤣

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 18 December 2018 2:34

Does "Pooter Tutor" work as a nickname? Asking for a friend.

raven_of_azarath 34

Tuesday 18 December 2018 7:52

Or would it be tooter tutor?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 18 December 2018 19:54

Either or. I figured kids would prefer "pooter" as it has "poo" in it. Not literally, but you get my point.

Phil 14

Tuesday 18 December 2018 6:37

Was it a field trip? Because I'm confused as to why a teacher would be riding the bus with students otherwise.

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