By ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward - 06/12/2011 15:36 - United States

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Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML
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JBrownie123 24

We aren't retarded. We use the word horny a lot more. Randy is a dying word over here.

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Andr913 13

When I was in England, the name Lou seemed to be very popular. It has a little tinkle to it.

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Cosmic_Horror 1

"Randy" means horny just as much in America as in England. Which is not that much in 2012. The connotation is strong enough, though, that if I were you I would go by "Randall" wherever I was.

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Angelpower44 11

No-one uses it anymore - half the people don't even know that randy means horny anyway. You'll live :)

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DJDude_Arazely 10

Don't beat yourself up, when clearly you have only your mother to blame. :(

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anabelgraceaxton_fml 15

I'm English, I've never heard the word "Randy" except in kids cartoons.. ****.

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cartedor 18

Nothing to worry about. People don'tvreally use the term randy reference horniness much. In fact many of my friends named Andy, all coincidentally nicknamed Randy, just to be funny.

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Chris20003 17

Are you randy, Randy?

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Pugs_not_drugs 9

i thank you for all of england for the many hours of amuesment my countrypeople will have at your expense

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