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By sexyhobbit - 12/07/2014 00:26 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML

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maggiefox 25

Saturday 12 July 2014 11:55

At least you're sexy c:

CurlyQute 17

Saturday 12 July 2014 11:59

Well at the very least you're sexy... He could have just called you "the Hobbit"

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Ariaskye 17

Saturday 12 July 2014 12:37

And I'm sure you're a very sexy hobbit. ^_^

salvorican 24

Saturday 12 July 2014 12:50

Well, maybe this one time you should open up the gates of Mordor since he thinks you're a sexy hobbit ;)

Soundslikeothers 15

Saturday 12 July 2014 12:51

BilToe Baggins

Ihavegas 22

Saturday 12 July 2014 12:56

sounds like a good pub name

juanschwartz 18

Saturday 12 July 2014 13:47

Relationship goals

simsgirlgem 25

Saturday 12 July 2014 13:55

OP he's a keeper then again i'm a nerdy girl

morbid1 2

Saturday 12 July 2014 14:06

lolol, I'm sorry hahaha. I'm sure they are sexy feet

kingvssj0 9

Saturday 12 July 2014 14:23

By any chance are you short?

Curlytwirly22 17

Saturday 12 July 2014 14:31

As #1 said at least you're sexy i mean I don't think I've ever been called sexy before in my entire life so take that as a compliment ;)

Omniprism 14

Saturday 12 July 2014 15:15

At least your a sexy hobbit and not just a hobbit.

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