Miscellaneous: Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his...

By MonCoiffeurAdoré - 28/06/2012 02:43

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML

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legitkitty 11

Thursday 28 June 2012 9:02

Complain to the manager and get something free! :D

mpj13 8

Thursday 28 June 2012 9:02

Someone is not getting a tip

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Zacham 5

Thursday 28 June 2012 17:58

did he really spit or pretend to?

kimmi41509 10

Thursday 28 June 2012 18:01

As a hairdresser myself, that is absolutely disgusting. I hope he gets fired and his license suspended for lack of sanitation. (and maturity)

FireFlie07 20

Thursday 28 June 2012 18:15

Now would be the time to report the stylist to the department of health and to their corporate

noisebox 1

Thursday 28 June 2012 18:20

Get that panty waist fired el pronto, the saliva was probably HIV (+) too....,

bguy 0

Thursday 28 June 2012 18:38

Grab a pair of scissors and make him a eunuch?

kimg0885 23

Thursday 28 June 2012 18:47

Gross just freakin gross!

BlakesBabe23 4

Thursday 28 June 2012 20:53

Is your stylist the Zohan?

OverFlash 15

Saturday 30 June 2012 14:44

If it was Zohan, I don't think spit would have been the concern...

Leslier_fml 4

Thursday 28 June 2012 21:48

Um excuse me I need to talk to your manager right now!

YesyDidWhat 0

Thursday 28 June 2012 22:20

Please tell me you got up and spit in their FACE!

hateevryone 14

Thursday 28 June 2012 23:01

Do not go to that stylist again?

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