By BusinessTurtle - 06/10/2012 07:49 - United States - Ames

Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML
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OP here, I've changed my locks and moved across town and I really don't want to hire a lawyer.

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princessAj1 6

Dude just get her a Restraining order as a welcome back gift !

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rattusrattus 18

Restraining order, and if that doesn't work, piss on her valuables.

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yousuck44 11

Am I the only one who thought of the song I want to marry my stalker?

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JoseIsAdork 31

can you say awkward and creepy... hmm maybe its time for a going away party for her, her belongings by the curb and a restraining order in a party favor bag... id be running far away op!

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TheSmartAss10 21

You can legally shoot her. Just sayinn

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Klwulffy 14

1) Restraining Order 2) Dude Run!!!! 3) grab Phone 4) call 911 5) you need to have better taste in women

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