Love Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night....

rain - 01/06/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

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WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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Feels bad man

toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

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Hello?

Idk - 12/12/2018 08:00 - United States - Wilton

Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML

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Gotcha!

Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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Call center hell

AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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newbffswelcome - 04/08/2013 18:07 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML

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Anonymous - 21/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Lititz

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML

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pk24 - 25/02/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

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He's one of those people

Anonymous - - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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snitcheyes - 09/11/2010 16:00 - United States

Today, I was called 15 times by a "good redneck boy" that my Mom is trying to set me up with. He has called me at least 5 times a day for the past week. My Mom is still encouraging him to call. I had to unplug the phone because I feel stalked in my own dorm. FML

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sneakjoint 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:18

you got owned. just as bad as the rejection hotline

under_achiver 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:20

what was the number? i want to give it to chicks from now on =]

BUTTPLUG 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:07

#25 LOL

NoMercy_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:12

He just wants to Superman you. Take it as a compliment.

cheerfreaakk 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:14

six seven eight tripple 9 eight two one two 6789998212 i used to get that all the time, just text stop, and they will send you a text saying your service is now being disconnected free of charge goodluckkk:)

checkyesbecca 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:24

#56: the rejection hotline has many different numbers. to make them seem realistic i'm pretty sure there's almost one for every area code. i.e 201 808 6011

jolleyrancherz 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:40

yo wats the #...ima give it to ppl

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Monday 1 June 2009 22:41

That's really stupid.

dankadank 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:02

hey whats the # nobody posted it so im not sure? can someone post it?pleaseee?

dude9323 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:08

if u text STOP bak to the number. it will stop

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Monday 1 June 2009 23:09

dankadank ---> listen to the song Kiss Me Through The Phone. You'll hear a whole bunch of numbers and that's it. dude9323 is right btw

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Monday 1 June 2009 23:13

hahaha!! I have been reading these FML's daily for almost two months now. I'm not sure why, but I have been waiting for the perfect FML to finally add to My Favorites. The time has come. This one is the greatest by far. :) And now that I have "broke the seal" it's only a matter of time before My Favorites is full of FML's. :)