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llmd - 10/08/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

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Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML

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justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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Who's Christina?

Beantown girl - 31/10/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML

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that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

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Bad sign

Ginger - 03/02/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML

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Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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Tuesday 10 August 2010 11:59

Cheaters deserve to die.

cathy0x 3

Tuesday 10 August 2010 12:09

maybe he went somewhere with his mates that his mum wouldnt approve of, and said he was going out with you to cover?

foshobabe96 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 5:54

*cough*cough* Douche

Ann_jiong 0

Monday 16 August 2010 9:28

why i saw so many stories like this, so many boys so bad?

BrotherThomas 0

Monday 16 August 2010 16:34

he could have been lying to his mom and saying he was with you so he could go smoke weed with his friends. that's what I do all the time

capcom1116 0

Monday 16 August 2010 21:51

its entirely possible that his mom thought that one of his friends was a girlfriend

kolk777 10

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:09

Creepy, cuz I'm from Ontario, and my name is Chris. lol FYL.

automan123 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 20:31

good grief, ball baby. its only been 4 1/2 months???? my fiance of three years told me that she would rather marry my bestman for our wedding.

CannibalQueen15 5

Monday 11 July 2011 10:29

awwh:( lame. Dont assume things, ask him about it. its probably a misunderstanding.

tutuluzer5968 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 19:10

You Do know his mother could've gotten confused? It could just be a female friend. Also 4 1/2 months? Not a big deal. YDI for jumping to conclusions

dhiran_singh 16

Sunday 4 December 2011 6:03

Well, it's time you knew...

MaryPoppins88 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 19:55

Are you sure he knew you were his girlfriend?

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Today, I was making wedding plans with my fiancé. His mother kept complaining about everything, and insisted it was pointless to plan because it's just our "first marriage." She then tried to convince him to dump me and move back in with her because "she's all he'll ever need." FML

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Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML

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