Love: Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank.... - FML

By Maxime - 28/02/2014 00:32 - France - Paris

Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML

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Nicole819 11

Friday 28 February 2014 12:17

it might be time to call Cheaters .

JohnBoyFsYL 10

Friday 28 February 2014 12:20

Why are we assuming it's the wife? Couldn't it be their kids?

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HarryFred 2

Monday 3 March 2014 20:12

doesn't the OP have a son or something? If not, I'm sorry for you dude.

Gastrointestinal 3

Wednesday 5 March 2014 0:15

Time to have a little talk with the kids...

brittyboo123 35

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:50

Damn, sorry OP....

chocolatefrog28 29

Thursday 6 March 2014 6:30

At least he knows she won't be giving him an STD before he gives her divorce papers, there's a silver lining there somewhere.

nathan_l 8

Friday 7 March 2014 1:55

Lol

johnyboy1234 2

Monday 10 March 2014 9:39

I have no idea what the situation is but if its there kids with explaining to do over the sea of condoms in there sewer tank im sorry but those are some terrible parents.

lexiieeex3 32

Thursday 3 April 2014 19:23

Well things got awkward quickly.

DiamondNicole 9

Friday 18 April 2014 6:04

Damn :( . I can't imagine how you feel .

DevinCam03 14

Tuesday 13 May 2014 19:41

Shes cheating

blcusername 27

Friday 16 May 2014 5:00

Don't jump to conclusions, hopefully it's not what you think.

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