Miscellaneous Today, I accidentally sharted while walking home from work on...

GottaLoveIBS - 26/04/2016 17:03 - Sweden - Upplands-v?sby

Today, I accidentally sharted while walking home from work on a very crowded street! FML

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TonierShadow 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:27

Is the exclamation point necessary?

tiggerlover100 27

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:59

To the fifty some people who claimed "this could've happened to me" I'm truly concerned for you and urge you to seek medical advice. If sharting your pants is a normal occurrence then there's a problem.

TonierShadow 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:27

Is the exclamation point necessary?

tiggerlover100 27

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:59

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Today, I found out two of my rats are pregnant. The breeder told us that all of them were male, only one ended up being male. I now have 20+ rat babies on the way and no idea how to take care of them. FML

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Today, I found out my girlfriend only gets aroused after watching Jersey Shore and will only have sex immediately after an episode. I think the worst part is, I'll take what I can get. FML

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Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML

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Today, after a long airplane trip, I arrived at a hotel hoping to get some rest at last. At around 2 AM, my older daughter (13) suddenly got up to start yelling things while sleepwalking. My younger daughter (4) slept all night peacefully, but I realized she had forgotten to put on her nighttime diaper. FML

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Today, my mom was helping me plan for going to college. After 30 minutes of me getting more upset, and her getting more frustrated, she directed me to Tinder, a wedding venue website, and the local address for Planned Parenthood. Her actual words were, "There's no shame in being a stay at home dad these days." FML

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Today, my parents told me they won’t be attending my wedding, all because my fiancée is the woman I cheated on my ex with and left her for. What they fail to understand is that people and hearts change. It wouldn’t be fair to remain by my ex’s side while being in love with someone else. FML

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