Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes... - FML

By ephram17 - 01/06/2015 16:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML

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ephram17 24

Tuesday 2 June 2015 15:46

OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.

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TheGolfGTI 24

Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:03

I think you kneed to apologize for that too.

clevergirl98 20

Tuesday 2 June 2015 6:58

Double whammy?

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babygd 2

Tuesday 9 June 2015 20:48

My life XD

acidonymous 10

Thursday 9 July 2015 6:41

I've done similar things on accident to my boyfriend on more than one occasion, you are not alone lol

DemonBoy1988 22

Thursday 12 November 2015 14:17

I believe this is called a "double tap"

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