By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
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linkinpark98 23

Did she still say yes? :)

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

50 Yes, yes I did. ...... And it said no........

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JustDerpin 11

now she knows you care

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Eiregal2 10

Your picture is ace for this FML lol

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rebeccac3 5

Awh that is so cute! I hope not on the ring! Lol

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dougiewhale 6

"If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be"

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ZeroPath5 16

That's an epic memory, lmao. Congrats for having the courage!

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br0ccoli 14

Are you sure it wasn't your body's way of telling you she's not the one? OP:"will you..." Body: "Must ...abort ...mission. This one feeds me medium rare chicken. Cannot cook. Seeking most efficient way to create distraction... Stomach: contractions in 3...2...1...now! Now! Now! All contents evacuate!"

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Nthabz 8

You're a genius. Loved your comment. :-)

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Eiregal2 10

I do so love your witty tit for tat old chum!

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lizzybug 5

If she said yes did you kiss right after ?!?

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lfrye 6

"will you ma- *throws up on shoes"

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Gamaryn 0

Was your proposal speech that cheesy? :P Just kidding, Congrats OP! I'm sure she understands it's just nerves :)

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