Health: Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief.... - FML

By Few_Absolutes - 12/10/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML

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Few_Absolutes 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:23

Wellllll ... I'm not 100% sure that someone DIDN'T see it. People are such backstabbers in my office that no one would ever say it to your face; they'd just gossip about you at the water cooler.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 12 October 2009 23:46

"The mess was beyond repair" WTF? Was it like, dripping down your leg or something? Did the raw power of the shart rip through your underwear and through your pants?

SmilesAlotXD 0

Monday 12 October 2009 23:47

if theres 1 important lesson to be learned in life its "never trust a fart"

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CRANRAS 0

Monday 19 October 2009 19:17

you must have taken it in the ass a lot in order to not feel your self ********

Jason_Q 4

Friday 18 December 2009 7:28

lol

PoopTrainDix 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 17:14

too much anal sex

crzy4life 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 5:13

It's ok no one saw you

brotoss4life 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 21:53

stupid hoe

Mimigetsdown 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 3:12

Nasty ass ! Lol

Brina1 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 6:05

Hahaha

finklefck 5

Wednesday 27 March 2013 16:03

Never trust a fart

infamousburrito 8

Thursday 13 November 2014 10:59

This will teach you humans not to mess with me!

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