Work: Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive...

By Anonymous - 29/08/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 16:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML

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By notfuckingpaidenough - 13/06/2015 11:45 - United States - San Leandro

Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML

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Saturday 30 August 2014 3:18

Wow, if I were you I'd kill for a new boss.

greg84_fml 21

Saturday 30 August 2014 3:20

I can't believe your manager would actually think your were serious about something like that. Hopefully you didn't get into too much trouble. Might want to rethink your place of employment.

Comments

mangelon86 15

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:45

After working in retail and banking for most of my life, I've become a master at talking shit about asshole customers. Sometimes right in front of them.

cjwayy 22

Saturday 30 August 2014 6:22

I don't think your manager likes you very much.

the_real_dvd 21

Saturday 30 August 2014 6:32

Welcome to the era of the thought police. You guys have 5000 ISIS fighters from your country, but the police are busy shaking down an irritated employee.

syed121417 22

Saturday 30 August 2014 6:47

FYL, OP. I know how it feels to always have to act like the customer is right even when they are the biggest dick. And it def withy doesn't help that your manager seem insane. But if you explained yourself, I'm pretty sure the cop would know it was no reason to come.

the_real_dvd 21

Saturday 30 August 2014 6:49

Welcome to the era of the thought police. You guys have 5000 ISIS fighters from your country, but the police are busy shaking down an irritated employee.

supersquirel500 10

Saturday 30 August 2014 6:51

"I could kill" is not the same as "I will kill". The customer needs to understand this.

HeartYou101 31

Saturday 30 August 2014 8:27

*The manager

jsp16 24

Saturday 30 August 2014 7:16

Mutter the same thing by the chief police about the manager.

Awahso 25

Saturday 30 August 2014 7:35

If making off hand comments such as those could get me in actual trouble I'd be doing back to back life sentences

neppy 6

Saturday 30 August 2014 7:46

Your manager sounds like an idiot. People say stuff like this all the time out of frustration. "Grr, I could just kill people like her!" is not a death threat, it's a common expression...