Intimacy: Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my... - FML

By sam882 - 23/02/2015 06:49 - United States - Saegertown

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Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

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sam882 28

Monday 23 February 2015 21:21

I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha

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ajs1987 15

Monday 23 February 2015 17:17

I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."

CinematicKid 16

Monday 23 February 2015 17:14

What the ****? FYL

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gratunka 11

Monday 5 October 2015 20:50

that's actually supposed to be an indirect complement. between buddies talking about some random hot girl. The whole statement is. "She is so fine I would drink her bath water. " but not used as a pick up line.... normally.

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