Work: Today, a coworker asked me why this week's report was not uploaded...

By Anonymous - 04/06/2014 13:56 - United States

Today, a coworker asked me why this week's report was not uploaded to the server. I've been writing these reports once a week for a year and they take a whole day to write. Upload them to what server? FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 12:38

Today, at the office, my most annoying client asked me to send her a document. I have now sent it to her over 5 times, in a different format each time, and every single time she replies with, "Not in the requested format". She won't tell me what the requested format is. FML

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Today, after retyping a 22-page report for work because the orginal had gone missing, i realized I had used a different laptop the first time. I now have 2 copies of the same report, both of which are late. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 15:36 - Afghanistan - Kabul

Today, thinking we'd still be able to finish our project in time for tomorrow's deadline, my work group put off doing any work until today. When we logged into the website we have to use, we found it was down for maintenance all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 10:00

Today, at work, I had to analyze timecards data and generate a report on the least billed / occupied people at work. I found myself at the bottom. I sent it to my boss too. FML

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bromeister 6

Wednesday 4 June 2014 18:02

Dont worry, the NSA uploads them automatically

thomcmoore 23

Wednesday 4 June 2014 18:19

Yes, "stupidly" surely is everywhere.

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Bondhi 0

Wednesday 4 June 2014 18:30

Better yet, if you're writing it by hand (really, by hand in 2014?) Then scan it and upload it to a shared directory and e-mail the link.

Rallred32 20

Wednesday 4 June 2014 18:35

I love using that method for when I plagiarize my papers.

meli1195 31

Wednesday 4 June 2014 21:37

What's wrong with writing by hand? Not everything has to be technology dependant.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 4 June 2014 18:35

Like cake, the server is a lie.

cheshireau 26

Wednesday 4 June 2014 18:56

fantastic reference.

ItsJustMe1616 26

Friday 6 June 2014 5:09

And then there will be cake....

kelsorg 21

Wednesday 4 June 2014 18:38

being unaware of things is quite frustrating especially if you are certain about a task you have. (or believe you're certain about something) fyl op.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Wednesday 4 June 2014 18:43

Your co-worker sounds a little confused.

cheshireau 26

Wednesday 4 June 2014 18:58

maybe someone is doing it on your behalf?

Brandi_Faith 33

Wednesday 4 June 2014 22:27

I wondered this too.

birdybirdchirp 18

Wednesday 4 June 2014 19:10

dont even horry about it, the way I see it if they didnt train you right it's not your fault.

niamhyo 13

Wednesday 4 June 2014 19:16

cool

thomcmoore 23

Wednesday 4 June 2014 19:18

Solid response.

sarsuela 29

Wednesday 4 June 2014 19:27

I don't get it. Did you keep those reports in "My Documents" folder? Didn't you have to send/give those reports to your supervisior or something?

askullnamedbilly 33

Wednesday 4 June 2014 19:39

I don't understand the FML either. Did OP really write reports for a year and never bother to show them to anyone? Or is there something else going on in this FML that's supposedly really shitty? I'm a tad bit confused.

Kergami 18

Wednesday 4 June 2014 19:44

So is this an FML because their has been a server this whole time that could of made your job easier? Or is this an FML because you've been doing this for so long and he just hasn't realized until now?

Brandi_Faith 33

Wednesday 4 June 2014 22:22

I think it's an fml because now he thinks all his reports should be on a server, which he's never uploaded to. Plus, he may have to go back and upload, or type, every paper he's written for the past year and put them on the server.