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linren - 28/03/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my new boyfriend. He had "something serious" to tell me. He started to emotionally confess his addiction to masturbation. In detail. The drive was two hours long. FML

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Me - 31/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML

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ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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Taylor - 21/04/2014 04:04 - United States - Dubuque

Today, my boyfriend drove 20 miles to come see me. The closest we got to intimacy was him showing me how he could unlock his iPhone 5s with his penis. FML

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effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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Anonymous - 24/05/2009 12:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's dad asked me if I wanted to drive his 2008 Jaguar XKR. Excitedly, I agreed. He then spent the next hour discussing with me how masturbation is a great alternative to sex, and a great way to remain abstinent. I didn't get to drive. FML

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imabadperson - 06/03/2010 12:24 - United States

Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML

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orgasmicriding - 22/12/2012 22:55 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML

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Maria39018 - 01/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

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Anonymous - 24/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML

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Aldrasio 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:02

Sounds like he was trying for a pity ****.

rockandrollbf 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

Oh, that sucks. One of my ex-boyfriends 'confessed' the same thing to me, but it was about watching ****. Once. ._____.

lions2057 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:44

87 just ripped you a new onee

mon_e_mons 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:01

duck and roll. it can't be THAT bad to jump out of a moving vehicle XD

HahahaThatsFunny 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:15

Did it creep you out or make you wet ?

rinaldy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:38

so he vents to u and instead of telling him how u feel or even telling him to stop talking u write about it in an fml- what a great girlfriend u r

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:03

AHAHAHAHAH!!!!! 2 HOURS!!!!!! u poor thing!!!! LOL!!!

plstkstr 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:56

he must really like/love and trust you.

mother_green7 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 5:42

so...what are the details?

Dbackkick4 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:56

All guys **********, ALOT, so don't freak out, even if they don't talk about it they do it, ALOT

SweetNevada 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:23

About two months after my husband and I started dating, he confessed the same thing to me. He thought I wouldn't want him because of it. Be kind about it. If he wants help to get over the addiction, support him. If he doesn't, let him be and decide if it matters to you. Either way, let him know he's not alone.