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TMI dude, TMI

Lockie - 28/04/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, while at work in a subscription TV call center, a 71 year-old male customer went into explicit detail about the "adults only" programming that he enjoys, including all the kinky things he learns from said programming, and tries out on his 70 year-old wife. FML

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grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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Jessie - 05/07/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

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Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City

Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML

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Anonymous - 29/06/2014 16:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML

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Milly - 17/04/2025 03:00 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I complained to my girlfriends that my husband constantly wants me to explore his disgusting perversions, like making me call him "Daddy" or putting me on a leash. They all started discussing all the nasty things they'd let my husband do, then said he should find a sidepiece who's "less boring." FML

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spiderchick23 - 10/02/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

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Nicky_ham - 06/01/2016 04:56 - Canada - Regina

Today, a 65-ish year-old man told me that he's married and not supposed to look at other women, but that I tempt him. All while sitting next to his wife, who then told me I was going to hell. FML

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Who are you?

Anonymous - 06/05/2023 00:00

Today, my husband gave our son the sex talk. Maybe it’s because we never talk openly about it, but my husband is into some racy shit. FML

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crasher41 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:03

Someone buy that man a beer!! Old people get horny too.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:06

You should have tried to sell him more **** channels if thats in your job description anyway tell him theres one with old people on each other

crasher41 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:03

Someone buy that man a beer!! Old people get horny too.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:06

You should have tried to sell him more **** channels if thats in your job description anyway tell him theres one with old people on each other

lelo_lala 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:07

Everybody needs some lovin, even old people!

Alleandro23 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:08

yikes...

rose5171 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:10

lmao!! how do you respond to something like that lol?!!!

fatality2009 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:10

It's not a FYL -_-" It's FHisL

toolman 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:13

why **** HIS life? i wonder if u will still have sex with 71. id be proud too

Julle_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:14

You must love your job :P

jam26 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:17

I hope that when I'm 70 someone will still wanna throw it to me and try new things. it does suck that you had to hear all about it.

Big_Blue_Sumthin 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:19

At least he was not trying to come onto you or talking about using his left hand. Upside!

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Today, a mom got pissed at me when I didn’t help her kid after it smacked its face into a table on the train. I got up and walked to a new table while she still yelled at me for 10 minutes. Not my mistake, so maybe watch your own mistakes. FML

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Today, I'm in my fourth month of training in the US Navy. I'm 3000 miles from home. I joined to give my wife a better life. Since I've been gone, she decided that she liked being single. FML

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Today, I wore leggings without underwear. When I got in the car after a busy shopping day, I realized that my pubes had poked through the fabric and my bush was on the outside of my pants. FML

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Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML

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