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This party is lit

Tyler_Padgett - 24/05/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box, "Face this side towards crowd for the best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on its side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML

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Anonymous - 04/05/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

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Anonymous - 25/06/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, my friends and I were hanging out when we thought it would be cool to set off a few fireworks. Nothing burns quite like the hair on the left side of your head. FML

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crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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why? - 01/05/2015 13:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

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Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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appaluver - 03/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house and accidentally blew out a candle that was supposed to be lit for seven days straight. It was in honor of her grandmother who had recently died. FML

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a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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Anonymous - 12/09/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my friend at their birthday party with a confetti cannon. I pulled the string, expecting colorful joy. Instead, it misfired, launched backwards and smacked me in the forehead. The confetti came out five seconds later, directly onto my dazed head. FML

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Bacon0426 - - United States - Skaneateles

Today, in honor of America's birthday, my 50-year-old father decided to light off homemade bombs without telling anyone. The screams of me and my family members were louder than the bombs. FML

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ThatGirl - 19/07/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML

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shaPOW 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:04

the way this is written is misleading, like you read that you were supposed to turn that side toward the audience but you turned it on its side anyway. i hope no one got hurt.

NGM_KID 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:18

Don't lie, we all know you secretly plotted this so you could kill them.....too bad your plan backfired :P

Brittani090270 1

Monday 25 May 2009 18:00

I actually laughed outloud. Haha good job.

jeanniner 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:11

holy ****. not funny at all. Fireworks are DANGEROUS. I know someone that lost a hand from fireworks. Not something to dick around with.

Hullaballoo 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:28

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time

sockergurl916 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:33

i wish i could shoot fireworks at my family...

nofyourlife 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:49

this is a prime example of why operating fireworks without a license is illegal in many states. i'm sure there are a lot of smart people who could light them safely but they are outweighed by people who do stuff like this...

ilackeffort 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:53

LMMFAO!!! Wow, you're dumb and shouldn't be allowed to play with fireworks...ever! Hell, I can't follow instructions too well either, so when something seems like it can't be that safe, I let someone else do it, duh.